Don't let your child choke or suffocate on gift-wrapping materials.
Your child may choke on a golf ball or ping pong ball. Be careful.
String may strangle your baby.
Some people trip over toys.
Wheeled toys can kill you.
Don't trim your tree with items your children may mistake for food.
Don't inhale artificial snow.
Wonder how much it cost us for that great advice. I wish I were kidding about this.