Friday, May 27, 2005

Fletcher Embroiled In Hair Care Scandal

Calling Fletcher Administration officials "a well-groomed bunch, very suspiciously well-groomed," Attorney General Greg Stumbo launched an investigation into what newspaper columnists are calling MOPTROT.

At the heart of the investigation is a disturbing number of grooming-tip emails confiscated by the AG's office. Stumbo found his most incriminating evidence here in an advertisement for Duurstede Shampoo-EF.

"The evidence (of a Republican hair conspiracy) is pretty substantial at this point," Stumbo added "and it is mounting."

No Administration officials could explain why the governor's initials were part of the name of the shampoo or why their hair looks so nice.